I have a fairly smart seven year old. I didn’t feel that we were giving him more than he could handle. I was at ease. Until my WhatsApp buzzed at 2pm.
Does your boyfriend only message you on a Friday, but barely says hello to you during the week because ‘work is hectic’?
Matric: The show where everything is made up... and the points don't matter.
With conviction, I announced earlier this year that I would also no longer swear, and that I would only use my mouth for good. I guess whether the latter is true is a tale for my husband to tell. As for swearing, my attempt was the equivalent of a proper Christmas trifle… a fruitless endevour.
My heart stopped. I was frozen. I wanted to catch him in the act, probably on the phone with someone who was gorgeous and thin. I haven’t even done my eyebrows this month.
(So boring, I can hear the cricketers chirping me)
The mileage on my vagina says nothing about my character.
Just a chat with my woes.
My blog is late. My period is late. My credit card payment is late.